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one-in-lemillion asked:

Can you rate Koda and Akira too??

joltron answered:

devilman koda

  • tragic af honestly some heavy shit
  • mlm/wlw solidarity parkour dates with miko
  • just trying to be a run boy in this shitty, shitty world
  • bitter, grouchy & over it
  • opportunist
  • just wants to win
  • please shave ur goatee

12/10 pretty solid


demon koda

  • he stomp
  • I like his teeth
  • would ride on his back

10/10 an average score


akira

  • a literal baby
  • watches porn on the living room computer
  • a mermaid
  • tries to rescue miki by being really polite and adorable to the dudes who were admittedly not even really harassing her
  • immediately ditches her for a gay disaster in an oversized white coat
  • long hugger
  • like he keeps on huggin even tho the person he’s hugging is shooting a machine gun at some teenagers
  • down for whatever but has never even seen 1 drug
  • absolutely no bullshit meter

32/10


devilman akira

  • that kid who turned goth over summer vacation
  • also see: cool mysterious transfer student who doesn’t wear the school uniform except he was here yesterday and he looked 8 years old
  • watches porn on the lecture hall computer
  • hey dare me to put all these cupcakes in my mouth
  • I ate the bones
  • loves his friends!!!! feeds them hamburgers!!! throws them in the pool
  • butt chin
  • slouchy
  • impulsive
  • rocks a boner 75% of the time
  • probably climbs up the stairs on all fours
  • pansexual disaster

1000/10 I would die for u


demon akira (Amon, devilman, etc)

  • SOFT
  • would help u look for your missing dog
  • I would let him babysit my kids if I had any
  • angry crying
  • barely knows how to fly even tho he has giant wings

  • raw me

1000/10 I would let him kill me except he never ever would

Source: joltron
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